The cunts of humanity that are frequently seen in public...

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    :doh: Guess I shoulda read the whole thread.
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  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Precisely.

    So I guess lab tests are horseshit in your world.

    Or you're just trolling.
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  3. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Don't you mean she's called Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith? :soholy:
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  4. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I saw a cunt of humanity today,she was driving while talking on the phone and doing her make-up in the mirror.
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  5. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Probably should have used a comma there.
  6. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Yep.
  7. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Not to worry, he "fixed" it by creating a run-on sentence.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I haven't met too many of those here in San Diego, surprisingly...but there was one chick from my first command that had a holier-than-thou mantra about the whole thing. I find out later that prior to her fantastic service to her country of 22 months (that she got out of with getting pregnant on her honeymoon) that she used to party a whole lot and did hard drugs. You'd think someone like that would have some understanding that it takes a while for people to want to change their life for the better. Her attitude is more align to my grandmother's, who played the judgmental holier than thou shit at church, despite having her first four kids out of wedlock.

    My current roommate is a vegetarian, but doesn't preach about it. Instead, she makes delicious foods where you don't even miss the meat in there and lets that speak for itself. :techman: Even better for both of us is that I came from a heath nut background between my mom's working out and my aunt who was using things like kava root and acidophilous before AOL was a thing, so I wasn't afriad to pull away from meat products every now and then. Plus, I save on food bills and there's less meat to be wasted, so there's one benefit.
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  9. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  10. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    As was pointed out there are no lab tests to confirm this "sensativity". Do keep up.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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  12. Liet

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    There are lots of reasons you might have that kind of bad reaction to wheat products aside from gluten sensitivity. You could have a wheat allergy. You could have a sensitivity to fermentable carbohydrates. But if you don't have celiac's there's little or no chance that you're gluten sensitive.
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  13. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Wheat allergies are distinctly not gluten sensitivities.
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  14. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Did you even read that link? It is for allergy tests. "Food sensativities" are defined as not being allergies. It is basically a catch all for "Gee, we don't know why you claim to have these symptoms but we know you don't have an allergy or Cillian disease so we will just call it a sensativity.

    No, there is no test for it because there is no known physical cause for it but the leading guess is that it is a problem with gut flora and fauna. Either that or simply made up on people's minds via corrolation but not causation.
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    I believe the cunts of humanity congregate at Super Walmarts. The ones in the electric scooters must be the elders.
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  16. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I missed this from earlier:

    Bull-fucking-shit. Flash your high beams in the wrong part of LA will get you shot for some gang member's initiation. :bailey: Most Californias won't even flash to let a person know their turn signal is on for this same reason.

    And 9 out of 10 Californians don't even know the far left lane is for passing only. We're one of the few states that don't regularly ticket for this, and even I didn't know this until I took my driving test two years ago because I grew up here and that's how most of us drive.
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    I find it to be true. Hell, my drive home on the 15 today had hardly anyone in the fast lane. KNX 1070 is always telling people to move to the right and only use the fast lane for passing.
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  18. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    The only thing those tests can do is rule out everything else.
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  19. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Two separate "cunts of humanity" incidents with ten minutes of each other yesterday morning. Figures it was a Friday - traditionally my "bad luck" day BTW:

    I'm on a major road, but it's a 2-lane with turn lanes at the intersection of another 2-lane with turn lanes on one side but not the other. I'm heading west, and will be turning left (south) at this intersection. They do have an actual "left turn green arrow" but I didn't need to wait - I could turn with a regular green because the only oncoming car was about 200 yards away or so. There was one car (heading west) making a right turn (south)
    but that car was in the process of turning. That car would be done with the turn long before the oncoming car behind it (about 200 yards as I said) gets to the intersection. A cakewalk, right? But hold on kids! The car making the right turn hesitates. WHY? That fucker HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY! :bang: I need him to finish the turn and clear the intersection! That oncoming car is getting closer by the second. So I am waving with my arm "Go! Go! Go!" and what does he do? He STOPS! :bang: He fucking stops and stares. So now I'm fucked - the oncoming car still has the green, and is hauling ass toward me at 45 MPH or so. :bergman: Luckily I have awesome fast right off the starting block speed in my 5 cylinder beetle. Light body + big engine means holy shit power when you need it.
    So I punched it, and cleared the intersection flying past fucktard on his left who is just then realizing blocking the road is not the smart play. Fucking me running - that's why we have the "right turn has the right of way" rule in every fucking state in the US. To prevent shit like this!

    Okay, now incident #2 with a pic. I am the red car, fuckface is the blue car. Fuckface is trying to turn left against a "wall o' cars" leaving the base where I work. But he's trying to thread his way through a wall o' cars that are slowly creeping along because we are backed up waiting to get on base. The light is green, but we either stopped or creeping. So fuckface in a tuna-boat of a car makes it through the far right lane. Then he's trying to get through the next lane over , right in front of me. I'm talking a very tight squeeze, and he CANNOT adequately watch for the oncoming traffic leaving the base, and they are hauling ass. Sorry - no fucking way I want tuna-boat inches from my car when he gets t-boned! That would push his car into mine in a chain reaction! :bergman: So I had to be "that guy." I rolled my car forward so he couldn't get between me and the car in front of me. No fucking doubt the guy was pissed off as he could be, but fuck him! Why should I be an enabler in his dangerous game, and get myself hurt as well? I think the guy behind me let him in, but that's his choice - I wanted to be well out of the way if he got hit. TRAFFIC PIC.jpg
  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    In addition to reading the link, I've had family members who have taken the tests.

    :bang: The tests measure the flora in the gut. (If you've got fauna in your gut, you have a far more serious problem.)

    Yes, there is a distinction between an allergy that will kill you (e.g., peanuts, bee venom), and a sensitivity that will affect your QoL. No one here is claiming otherwise.

    And since you intend to persist in this, can you at least spellcheck "sensativity"? Thanks.

    Not sure what you mean by "everything else." :shrug:
  21. Dinner

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    You have all sorts of fauna in your gut. You have both bacteria and fungus in your gut plus there is no doubt tons of things like algae from the food you eat and what not (though no doubt mostly dormant). Flora is off the plant and fungus Kingdoms while fauna is of the animal kingdom.

    There are examples of both in human guts.
  22. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Medically, bacteria are defined as flora, as distinct from parasites, which are defined as fauna. These are the terminologies I'm using.

    Neither definition detracts from the fact that food sensitivities exist; unlike food allergies they are not life-threatening, but do have an often profound effect on QoL.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    So whenever you think a hot woman is "out of your league" remember that her insides are teeming with millions of disgusting microscopic critters just like everyone else.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    And that's where you want to put your dick.
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  25. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Fair is fair, that's teeming with disgusting microscopic critters too! :D