Why are Australians mentally defective?

Ok, princess. What fancy sort of occlusion is worthy of the royal palette?

I'll go first.

You a New Belgium guy?

Sometimes.

Other times, I am a Lagunitas guy.

On special occasions, I am a Chimay guy.

But if Coors Banquet is the only thing cold, I will piss that swill out faster than I can drink it, until it is gone, and regret nothing.

Are you aware that New Belgium is 100% Employee Owned, uses 100% Renewables for energy and that their core corporate value is ‘We inspire social and environmental change’?

I'd work there if I could, but it's no longer affordable to migrate to Colorado. Free association in private enterprise is how those things should be sorted out.

But, that would cut into profits. And corporations can’t have that. And then you and Paladin would support the corporation’s decision. And that would be the end of your favorite beer.

What, do they infuse their beer with hops harvested at Woodstock and Indian tears?

I’m not sure whether he is guilty or innocent OR if he is a king or a prick. But he is definitely 100% Australian.

https://twitter.com/9newsqueensland/status/1565960655626199040

give his some of this?

Removing him from the gene pool before he can breed would definitely improve humanity's chances.

Looks like a little shit, but also the correct attitude for dealing with those "journalists" whose news programs make a habit of ambushing people in situations like this before they have had their time in court.

Wow I missed this a year ago, but those are some impressive photos of the surface of Mars.

Okay. So Brisbane needs to be nuked from orbit.

Dear @Tuckerfan either fuck you for not doing your necro job and forcing others to do it which is confusing, or fuck you for encouraging others to necro pointless shit.

Yes. But after I try this. Y'know, for science.

Mighty big words considering we've all seen your Outback Steakhouse thing.

“That’s not a blooming onion, this is a blooming onion.”

Ok, I know you're a vegetarian, but you look at this recipe for Alice Springs chicken, and you tell me that you'd rather drink a can of Foster's than eat that. Also, up until about 2000, your best-known actor in the States, was a guy born in New Jersey! And hell, don't give me this, "Yeah, but we were founded by a bunch of criminals kicked out of the UK, so we're cool and edgy," crap. Not only had the UK started dumping their criminals and rejects on our shores long before Cook ever blundered into Botany Bay (Botany Bay? Oh, no! Damn! We've got to get out of here!), but we'd been an independent nation for five years before your horse rustling and pickpocketing ancestors were first shipped there. We also didn't have the luxury of saying, "I'm terribly sorry, mate, but we'd rather not answer to some inbred weirdo a few thousand miles away, is it all right if we just govern ourselves?" No, we had to kill a bunch of limey bastards to have self-rule.

Also, despite how fierce your wildlife is reported to be, it doesn't kill anywhere near the number that we Yanks do with guns each year. So, brag about your drop bears, bunyips all you want, an American is safer in your country, than they are in their homeland. Who's the tougher bastard, now?

You lost me when your recipe called for honey mustard. Sure if you need to ruin honey that is a great combo, but as a person who used to suck dry honeybears like Mountain dew while gaming, stop doing that shit. Yes, there is a reason I have diabetes 2. I had to drink the mountain dew to losen up the honey and M&Ms I was downing, but the honeybear was pretty much one of my drinkboxes.

I ate Taco Bell earlier this week.

You can’t shame me.

But let’s for real take a look at this… poster child for post birth abortion.

I’ll start with the trivial. Physics. Two places on the globe are not the same. There is no such thing as a New York Philly Cheesesteak. Those are two completely different places. To put it in your terms imagine reading ‘Sidney Melbourne Koalasteak’. You’d reasonably be confused and all: No. Wait mate. What? Sidney and Melbourne cook their koala completely differently. The fuck you talking about?!?!?

Which is a completely reasonable response to be clear.

Next is the mid range complaint about ingredients. A tortilla instead of a hoagie?!? What? Lettuce?!?! Ranch?!?! Who the fuck knows what kind of upside down bullshit capsicum is. Finally you get to onion which is actually a legit topping. But you didn’t even put peppers on there. Peppers and onion are the only legit add ons but you not only couldn’t put peppers on it you had to throw on this upside down ‘capsicum’.

And now finally we get down to the meat of the issue.

I’m gonna guess that English isn’t the first language of Australians as there is a pretty important ingredient in a cheesesteak that at least to me is self apparent.

I don’t think I am being hyperbolic when I say that a cheesesteak needs to contain at least two basic ingredients.

I’ve lived in five states now but one thing everyone can agree on is that a CHEESEsteak should include at least one other ingredient aside from steak.

It isn’t ranch just to be clear.

Ok.