Why are Australians mentally defective?

Sorry I forgot to translate part of this for Australians. By "beer brewing" I meant "Foster's brewing." Sorry for any confusion.

The defense rests.

On the upside she'll definitely have no Redbacks or White Tips in that hat.

As long as that's a Huntsman...

Note to self: In addition to clock spiders, Oz apparently has hat spiders too.

O_O

NOPE

Nuke Australia IMO.

Bailey you're welcome to come stay with me for a while.

You know he's required to bring one species with him, right? At least you get to choose:
Drop bear
Hoop snake
Clock or Hat spider

Hmm, I've never heard of those beers.

As far as Aussies go, I think it's a combination of things. Sure, it was a prison colony. Sure there are wild things that are out there to kill all of them every day. Sure, there was Crocodile Dundee, and the Crocodile Hunter himself.

But at the end of the day I think it has to do with Walzing Matilda or maybe Men at Work.

Imagine living in one of the places where three of the states intersect...

Imagine living in a country where the north and the south are divided politically…wait…

Almost walked my face into a spider about that big when I was there. Web was strung up across a game trail.

What's this mean?

Clock or Hat spider sounds like a choice of familiars for an arachnomancer in a steampunk universe

And it'd be an adorable little terror

With a monocle!

On the upside, those places all appear to look something like this.

I won't lie, I was afraid of one of those bastards turning up in berthing after our port visit to Sydney in 2011

Barely anyone does, apart from the SA/NSW/VIC intersection it's all desert.

I never understand why Americans are so worried about Australian spiders when you have fucking tarantulas.

Which are basically harmless. Meanwhile, you've got drop bears, saltwater crocs, the only venomous mammals on the planet, and WTF knows what else that's deadly there.

I mean, as fucked up as Florida is, you don't see anyone making memes like this:

That should tell you something.

In my defense, I'd take a flame thrower to those, too

Isnt beer a irish preoblem sorry rik wsith the stereotype.

Cassowaries have always freaked me out. They'll fucking' cut you.

And 18K years ago people were raising them for food. https://nypost.com/2021/10/04/humans-once-raised-dinosaur-like-bird-ate-half-born-young-study/

How many ginger aussies too?

One of my first exposures to how small my world was edned up being where I used a common term in telivision advertising where I was. We used to live in the tri-state area because we had NY, NJ, and CT all in our shopping and advertising radius. So I used the term online not thinking of it. Even with the americans that term was really not helpful.

No. Beer originated in Egypt. And it's everybody's problem. Drink vodka instead.

Vodka is the universal alcohol of choice if you ask me.

Now I want to find a way to pull Google Maps data into a heat map of businesses with "Tri-State" in their names.