Please list the next person's social disorder

Or, 'Is there a name for what's wrong with you?'

I open myself up to your mockery and disregard.

Excessive inappropriate masturbation.

@ed629 is embarrassed by overt sexual innuendo.

@gul suffers from megalomania and a massive inferiority complex. Needless to say, he's quite confused.

Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

Private Joker: What was the matter with him?

Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.

Private Eightball: No shit. At least ten times a day.

Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

Oldfella can't follow directions.

^Excessive fear of shoes. And clothing.

Penis envy. Mine.

Poorly veiled sociopathy.

Poor veil, also sociopathy.

Ban-worthy.

Impotent banner.

Seems a good time to trot this out...

Self diagnosed autism.

Lawyer

Secret transsexual prostitute.

Unmitigated capitalist warhawk

Clandestine oboist.

Absolutely disconsolate ever since Hewlett told him to fuck right off.

Suffers from both agoraphobia and claustrophobia, leaving him trapped standing in doorways a lot.

Colorblind. Sorry mate, that's not teal.

Acutely susceptible to feline mesmerism.

no u

(That's my story and I'm sticking to it )

So everyone here reads "next person's" to mean "previous person's?" Amazing. [And these are the smart members of a 'smart' board.]

Needlessly antagonistic, bears undefined collective grudges.

I didn't. I wasn't about to accuse @ecky of being autistic! *shrug*

Needlessly defensive, prone to distract from ongoing games.