Picture Thread 2016

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Lanzman, Jan 8, 2016.

  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Virginia? You might get another dusting or two, but that's about it. Here in Augusta GA I highly doubt we get any more snow, just another three weeks of frost occasionally.
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    I won this in a raffle at a BDSM munch last night. Yeah, I go to those. Of course I go to those.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    ummm.......is that a fishing lure? :chris: It looks like it might have a pretty good action and durability. I'm sure Cabelas or Bass Pro Shops might be interested!
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    Really?
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    It's a flogger. It's like a fishing lure, except it's bigger and used for hitting people instead of catching fish.

    Yeah, I know. The guy who put a link to his FetLife profile in his signature goes to BDSM munches? That's absurd!
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    I never read signatures.
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    Good. Now when I want to talk about you behind your back, I know where to do it. ;)
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    "It's a flogger. It's like a fishing lure, except it's bigger and used for hitting people instead of catching fish."

    Hitting people? It doesn't look like it provides much transfer of energy as a striking weapon. I'm still thinking "fishing lure" potential for large predatory game fish.
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    It's not for the seriously injury type of hitting people, it's for the sexy time type of hitting people.

    I guess it could be used as a fishing lure. I've never caught anything using a lure though, so I'm not going to try.
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    RyanKCR TOF/PA survivor

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    You know what's fun? When you come across an ad like this, and think to yourself "Hey! I'm dating her!"

    I really hope I get to see that outfit in person sometime. #FuckYouKommander

    I should have gone to the Dirty Show. A bunch of my friends went, and they were bugging me to go with them. Would have been awkward though "Hey! Aren't you in my ceramics class?" then she would have been all embarrassed and we wouldn't be dating now.

    Edit: I have just been informed that she is not currently in possession of that outfit :(
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  13. oldfella1962

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    wow.....now I feel very old and square because she doesn't seem very hot to me. My speed is more like that really sweet big breasted girl where I work. She was wearing a red shirt and sporting serious cleavage today!
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    I enjoy that style of photography for its artistic qualities, but not really something I'd fap to. I don't have just one "type," I have many. She's definitely one of them.

    I'm actually far more impressed with her personality, but since I've decided to be all annoying about my NRE on here, I figured the least I can do is give people fun stuff to look at.
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    Too bad she doesn't like giving blowjobs. ;)
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  16. Kommander

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    I'm actually not the biggest fan of them myself. I mean, they're fun for a minute or two, but after that I'm just like "Can we do something else now?" Even with the really good ones. Turns out she's perfectly happy to do it for a minute or two.

    Even if she was absolutely never willing to give a BJ ever, there is lots of stuff she is willing to do that most people aren't, and it would definitely be worth it.

    Anyway, picture thread:

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    I don't actually expect this to stop my room mate, but, you know, communication. Usually when he drinks beer that isn't his he's good about replacing it within a day or two. Hopefully this will send the message that it needs to be replaced immediately.
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    :lol: PBR would be perfectly safe around me and my friends.
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    PBR should be perfectly safe around anyone with functioning taste buds. :yuck:
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    I guess that explains the part of his post about blowjobs. :bergman:
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    Hey, it's way better than Budweiser. Although, that isn't saying much. It's actually not bad for cheap beer. Also, the whole hipster thing.

    My room mate would probably drink goat piss with vodka in it if I left it in the refrigerator and he was out of beer, and it would still be better than Bud.

    Too early to tell, but I definitely have a "Netflix and chill partner." That's always fun.
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    Budweiser is an official sponsor of the US ARMY :salute: which means somebody connected with the army is getting a "kick back" but that's the way shit goes. But still, it must mean something!
  23. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Spring attempted to happen in Clifton, NJ, before we had three days of freeze.

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    In case anyone doubted my hipster cred. #Douche
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    Yeah the temp dropped to freezing in "outlying areas" here in Augusta last night. Luckily flowers I bought this weekend are in pots, so I took them into the garage for the night. This time of year you really have to watch those sunny days because that means clear nights, which means frost. 75 in the day could mean 35 at night, which is too close for comfort.
  26. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Now I haz a shed!

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  27. oldfella1962

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    The price of incompetence! :shakefist: Yes, it's a fish tank filter hooked up to a PLASTIC COOLER! :shakefist:
    cue up "...you might be a redneck!" :jayzus: Let me preach on! My 30 gallon fish tank is normally set up in my living room - but I had to drain it and move it temporarily since it's incredibly heavy and of course, the new carpet will be going under where the tank sets. Not a big deal at all normally. After the carpet install, I set the tank back up & fill it. So the carpet installers were supposed to come today, so I put my three lemon chiclids in a cooler, since a few hours won't hurt. Then I get a call from the carpet company and they said "oops! Nobody told the installers - we will have to postpone your install!" :shakefist: Well the fish can't last that long without oxygen & filtration - so I had to mount my filter on a cooler until Tuesday. I put some of their hiding spots in the cooler, so you can't see the fish of course. I will not be using their services (they also do wood & tile) in the future once they finish this job. They had about four or five days to set this up with their install crew.

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    You need another one, so that we can call you "Two-Sheds" Forbin. :ramen:
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    I guessed Pratchett, close enough. ;)
  30. oldfella1962

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    Forbin you are sitting on a GOLDMINE! You can rent that shed out to a New York family - it's probably bigger than what they live in now.
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