Picture Thread 2016

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Lanzman, Jan 8, 2016.

  1. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    My neighbor's little granddaughter has already asked if she can live in it. I don't know what's wrong with their shed, it's much bigger.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I got new living room carpet today! Of course I set up my aquarium and got my three cichlids out of their ghetto Coleman cooler ASAP. Those are some tough fish! Anywho, one of my cats was watching the carpet installers like a hawk! I think they were intimidated by her night vision eyes. :calli: Then she gave them the "twin sun" eyeballs look!:shep:They tossed her a tinfoil ball and she chilled out, and when they left gave them a favorable online review.

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  3. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I was thinking, this is probably the most appropriate room for @Dayton3's foot pic. :unsure:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Posting it isn't the problem, but the pics won't display - or I think that's what the issue is. Personally I'm fascinated with medical stuff. I am that guy who watches the needle going in & out when getting stitched up. :techman: Okay, with one exception - getting a flexible camera up my urethra and into my bladder & kidneys and whatnot a month or so ago. Not one of my finer moments! :( I wanted to be completely under anesthesia or option B morphine, but they said it wasn't worth the risk. :( Easy for them to say! I don't care if I'm pissing blood 24/7 from now on - if they couldn't figure out the cause once, they won't figure it out a second time.
  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  6. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    No. Please. I have no desire to see that.
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  7. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Spring garden is in play.

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  8. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    And I just planted the tomatos. I should get a lot of sauce out of these. :)
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  9. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Raised beds are for lazy amateurs. :jayzus:

    Are you going to plant some basil or other companion plants in between your tomato plants? I've planted (edible) nasturtium flowers around mine. Will also plant some cilantro and basil. Supposedly this keeps pests down to a minimum.
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    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Well, it's on one hell of an incline, so I had to do something. :shrug:

    Nah. Once those tomato plants get going, they'll crowd out anything else I try to plant in that bed. That's why I planted them so close to the edge.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Do you do anything special to keep squirrels away from them? I tried tomatoes a couple years ago and the squirrels got 'em as fast as they appeared.
  12. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I haven't had much of a problem with squirrels the past couple of years, and there are definately squirrels in those woods on the other side of the fence. It might have something to do with the four cats that get to go outside during the day. :)
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    Although a guy I work with swears by hair clippings. He'll gather up some of his own hair after he gets it cut and sprinkle it around the garden. It sounds a little apocryphal to me but who knows? Another thing that might be working for me, is I have a little boy dog who likes to pee on the side of the beds, so maybe that's helping.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Raised beds are often a necessity depending on insects, soil type, drainage, etc.etc. It's nothing to do with being lazy, it has everything to do with being smart.
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  15. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    A lazy amature wouldn't have built those things. :)
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  16. Kommander

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    More art.

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    This represents anxiety, depression, and not being able to maintain an erection sometimes. There are three penises hidden in the design to represent that, while the piece has many meanings, it's mostly a dick joke.

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    BDSM butt plugs featuring special guest: John Cena

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    I didn't make this one. Rachel, my "it's complicated," made it. She gave it to me.
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  17. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    My shed trumps Forbin's. But I'm posting because this is the young First Doctor costume I put together. I'd been considering ways to improve it but in retrospect I'm quite happy with it (apart from being about 20# too heavy to comfortably wear it):

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    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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  19. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    But mine actually IS bigger on the inside.
    (...than yours)
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    HA! Kitty seems to be saying "what? You never groomed yourself?"
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    RyanKCR TOF/PA survivor

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    I just finished another model:
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  23. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Mother's Day weekend visiting Mom in SC
    Hanging with her neighbors:
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    Ma driving us to lunch:
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    Dad's cute porch decorations still confuse the locals:
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    Mary doing needlepoint while watching TV with Mom:
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    The view of the neighbor's pasture from Mom's from porch:
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    The thing that no one believes exists - an ashtray that my taxidermist great uncle made from a deer leg:
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    Is THIS the selfie button?
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    Sunset from the front lawn:
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    Aaaand here we are waiting in Greenville fucking airport again.
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  24. Kommander

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    Handcuffs2.jpg

    Here's a picture I took like two months ago. I didn't quite get what I was going for, but close enough. Handcuffs are fun.

    I had a naked model in my bed, and a camera, and I took a picture of our hands. Clearly, I'm bad at priorities.
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  25. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    ice fishing? Whoever drilled the holes, good job! Very clean edges.
  27. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Is that ice? It looks like a metal bench to me with holes to... wait, it's a Russian toilet!

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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    worst toilet lack of privacy situation I ever saw was at Fort Irwin California - an entire room with about two dozen toilets out completely in the open along the walls designed for groups of soldiers to "do their business". :(
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    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Were the toilets close enough that you could hold each others' hands? Talk about a bonding experience! Semper Fudge!
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  30. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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