When Will We See the First Trailers for Star Trek: Beyond?

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  1. shootER

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    Oh, it's awful.

    But I watch frequently :lol:
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    The producers very well could invent future pop music. Just pick some weird indy label band with their own screwed up sound that nobody has heard of singing "I'm drunk, beam me up, beam me over baby."
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    I watch it for the co-ed shower scene, and Neil Patrick Harris as a Future Space Nazi.

    Also, if anyone is interested, here's Lin's philosophy about the film, and yes, he talks about the motorcycle: http://collider.com/star-trek-3-beyond-justin-lin-interview/
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    Mike D is playing a red shirt.
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    Ah, yes, action sequences should be edited and paced like court-room dramas, right?
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    It's only fair, after they've given the female and male gay audience demographic Kirk in underwear before.
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    Somehow I doubt that song is even in the movie.
    You do realize that this trailer now isn't designed for the Star Trek audience, but for the Fast and Furious fans. That's why they put the emphasis on "the director of...", some action elements and loud modern music.

    The tone of the final trailer will be different.
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    I think they're just using the song to pump the action up even more. You know, total sensory overload and all. Next time they might use Fusioncore-Mathmetal-Deathhop-Crossover which basically means a constant 100 Hz tone. The only CD ever was sold to a hipster for 200.000 euros and he's been more than happy with all the total irony wins it scored him so far.

    Anyway.

    Could be in there because something from Kirk's bratty youth is coming back to haunt him?
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    Yes, for this trailer.

    I doubt this song is a plot point in any way.


    I still think they'll give us a TOS-style ship in this film (50th anniversary and all that)...
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    The less I say about the truly awful Star Trek Beyond trailer the better. I'll instead leave it to my friends at the Washington Post.

    Still, the usual gullible sheep who will accept dog faeces as long as it has the name Star Trek on it will no doubt still line up in their droves and keep the whole thing going.
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  12. BeamMe

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    Yeah, even more idiots who think: a trailer = the movie.
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    Shut up troll.
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    What? No one is going to say anything about, or even noticed the lack of lens flares?
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    You really can't deal with disagreements, can you?
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    They never bothered me in the first place, so I didn't even notice they were gone or not as noticeable in the shots used in the trailer.
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    This trailer is a fast paced, frenetic and flashy sign. All it does is say "THERE IS A NEW STAR TREK MOVIE COMING SOON! YOU MUST SEE IT!"
    We won't see the more in-depth trailers until later. This trailer's sole purpose is to raise awareness. It is doing its job. People who expect more out of a teaser trailer might as well get angry when the backcover blurb of a book doesn't lay out the entire story in excruciating detail.
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    JJ didn't direct.
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    I was ready about one-and-a-half movies ago. :garamet:
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    No, I don't care to be called an idiot in Media Central just because I'm not masturbating over the trailer.

    You're a troll and it's clear why you are banned at Trekbbs.
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    Let's keep it civil folks. Calling people idiots is a flame and not something we should see in Media Central.
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    What I really hope for this movie is a part for Vin Diesel driving a souped up Japanese car. Maybe even doing burnouts!!
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    Oooooh. Who is MCA playing?
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    Seriously. Yeah the trailer was shit, but I'll hold my judgments on the film until I actually see it.
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    Are the blowing up the damn ship?!? Please let this be true. I want a better looking Enterprise. I don't know, I'm kind of optimistic.
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    Why the optimism? You think the replacement will be any better.
  30. Dayton Kitchens

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    I have a feeling that the writers, directors, and producers of the current Star Trek movies are terribly worried that Paramount is going to accuse them of "pandering to the fan boys" if a movie tanks.

    From what I've read, Paramount after "Into Darkness" decided that the Star Trek movies weren't making enough money. That they should be up to the level of the Marvel based superhero movies.
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